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Listing 20 Jokes in this Category - Redneck Jokes

Jokes Author Rating Hits
I Guess That's Fair
713.00 11176
You Might Be A Redneck if....
595.00 12989
Rednecks' Dogs
421.00 11073
Rednecks' Teeth
634.00 12022
Redneck Jedi II
335.00 10553
Redneck Theft
213.00 10561
Redneck Christmas Shopping
355.00 10977
Redneck on the Roof
198.00 10104
Redneck Pants
334.00 10637
Redneck Spelling
250.00 10952
Redneck Parkin' Lot
156.00 10174
Redneck Wins the Lottery
272.00 10573
A Redneck's Toilet
150.00 10533
In the back woods of Arkansas...
189.00 9445
Travelling Salesman Joke No. 44892
165.00 9072
Hoe Down
151.00 9970
Redneck Top Ten
145.00 9957
State Flower of West Virginia
69.00 8842
Redneck Anthem
128.00 9458
Redneck Cars
71.00 9329

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Brooms & Carrotsticks - Contributor:
Bob was joining the army and they were handing out rifles when he arrived, so he got in line. When it got to Bob, they had run out of guns. The man issuing rifles gave him a broom
"This is a magic broom -- point it at anybody, say 'Bangity bangity bang,' and they will die." Bob was really worried because he didn't think it would work, but he got in line for bayonets, thinking he might stand a chance if he could stab them to death. As luck would have it, Bob's turn came and they had ran out.
"Don't worry." said the man issuing them out. "I will give you this magic carrot -- point it at somebody, say 'Stabbity stabbity stab,' and they will die." Now Bob is terrified, going into battle with a broom and carrot, when the sirens go off, signaling invasion. Bob goes out, only to be laughed at by the enemy. One enemy even comes up to him, hoping to get a good shot at him. Well, Bob didn't have anything to lose so he pointed at him and said "Bangity bangity bang!" and the guy fell down dead. He did the same thing with the magic carrot. Amazed at what was happening, he continued to fight. Then, a guy came slowly up to him and he would not die. Bob tried to shoot and stab him, but he wouldn't die. The last words poor Bob heard as he was being trampled over were "Tankity tankity tank."
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