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Listing 20 Jokes in this Category - Medical Jokes

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Cough cure
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Who's the Most Fun to Operate On?
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Gynecologist Grease Monkey
188.00 7255
Psychiatric Hotline
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Gassy Granny
338.00 7929
Medical Charts
126.00 7138
Suicide? Or Murder? Or Suicide?
144.00 7923
Who's the Most Fun to Operate On?
40.00 6926
Top 10 Party Games for People Over 50
73.00 7352
A Child's Prayer
114.00 7093
Joke Written By and For Retards
66.00 7076
Beautiful?
120.00 7567
Shot To The Heart
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Practice Makes Perfect
48.00 7301
PEANUTS
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An Amazing Connection
51.00 6984
Gas
35.00 7298
What do you want to be when you grow up?
96.00 7628
English Patient
41.00 7351
Blonde Diet
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Brooms & Carrotsticks - Contributor:
Bob was joining the army and they were handing out rifles when he arrived, so he got in line. When it got to Bob, they had run out of guns. The man issuing rifles gave him a broom
"This is a magic broom -- point it at anybody, say 'Bangity bangity bang,' and they will die." Bob was really worried because he didn't think it would work, but he got in line for bayonets, thinking he might stand a chance if he could stab them to death. As luck would have it, Bob's turn came and they had ran out.
"Don't worry." said the man issuing them out. "I will give you this magic carrot -- point it at somebody, say 'Stabbity stabbity stab,' and they will die." Now Bob is terrified, going into battle with a broom and carrot, when the sirens go off, signaling invasion. Bob goes out, only to be laughed at by the enemy. One enemy even comes up to him, hoping to get a good shot at him. Well, Bob didn't have anything to lose so he pointed at him and said "Bangity bangity bang!" and the guy fell down dead. He did the same thing with the magic carrot. Amazed at what was happening, he continued to fight. Then, a guy came slowly up to him and he would not die. Bob tried to shoot and stab him, but he wouldn't die. The last words poor Bob heard as he was being trampled over were "Tankity tankity tank."
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