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Who's the Most Fun to Operate On?

Four surgeons were sitting around discussing whothey like to operate on.

The first surgeon said, "I like operating onlibrarians. When you open them up everything is in alphabetical order".

The second surgeon said, "I like operatingon accountants. When you open them up everything is in numerical order".

The third surgeon said, "I like operating onelectricians. When you open them up everything is color coded.

The fourth surgeon said, "I like operatingon lawyers".

The other three surgeons looked at each other indisbelief. One of them asked why.

The fourth surgeon replied, "Because theyare heartless, gutless, spineless, and their ass and head are interchangeable".

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A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks for some rectum deodorant. The pharmacist, a little amused, explains to the woman that they don't sell rectum deodorant and never have. Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis and would like some more. "I'm sorry," says the pharmacist, "we don't have any." "But I always get it here," the blonde protests. "Do you have the container it came in?" asks the pharmacist. "YES!" says the blonde, "I'll go home and get it." She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who examines it and says to her, "This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant." Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads aloud from the container, "TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM!"